Asshat parking: lunch time edition

"oldirtybootz" (oldirtybootz) 12/06/2013 at 12:40 • Filed to: None

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So I run to the bank and had to park 15 feet further because this Sorento is apparently too large of a vehicle for its owner to properly park. I don't mind parking further if there are no spots, but when it's because someone parked like a fucking dipshittington I get a little pissed.

Also, we eat lunch in the customer waiting area, this being a small dealership and all, and the parts/service counter is dire across from our seats. This kid(probably older than me, but he sounds young) is here right now talking to my service manager about a PCM or something for an SRT4(Neon or Caliber, I don't know) and he actually uttered the famous "I read it on a forum" line. Then everone looked at me as I laughed to myself.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > oldirtybootz 12/06/2013 at 12:44

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Why did he turn?!?!?

oldirtybootz > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/06/2013 at 12:45

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I made so many lefts out of there before noticing that sign.

Busslayer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/06/2013 at 12:52

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clearly she came in from the right side of the photo and turned right into the spot, hence the shitty parking job.

Bad Idea Hat > oldirtybootz 12/06/2013 at 13:26

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I love the "I read it on a forum" line. It's so all purpose that it just makes everyone with any internet experience laugh.

oldirtybootz > Bad Idea Hat 12/06/2013 at 15:07

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I've read shit on forums and wanted to try it but I always ask one of the techs here before acting on it.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > oldirtybootz 12/06/2013 at 15:18

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Is this Saranac Lake NY?

oldirtybootz > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 12/06/2013 at 15:20

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Riverhead, Long Island actually.